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Prem’s!!Moi aussi je suis pliée,quand arreterons-ils de nous prendre pour des c..s!!!!!!!!!!
Comment croire ? qui croire? Ségolène qui récupère en soutien cette agricultrice qui était face à lui l’année dernière et que Sarkosy n’est jamais aller voir malgrès sa promesse ? Ou bien c’est comme les campagnes politiques toute dans l’hypocrisie… Avec un JPP qui s’excuse à chaque question!!
Deux choix : je regarde parce que je me sent concerné mais avec le poids d’une audience que je vais par cette présence télévisuel faire augmenter ?
Ou je ne regarde pas et n’aurait que des relent d’information qui donneront qu’une continuité à la propagande marketing du “…. mais le PS à sa place n’aurait pas fait mieux….” !!!!
Quel dilemme !!! Et toi Guy que ferras-tu ce soir? je me mets à ta place : “Bon faut pas que je loupe ça! Je vais avoir des chroniques pour les six mois qui viennent! Mais putain ces journée qui commence à 5 h du mat pffff chui mort de fatigue à 8 h00 déjà quand je couche mes deux princesses j’en peux plus alors me taper pendants 1h30 l’autre mytho????”
Allez bonne soirée et te casse pas trop la tête…
C’est ça la démocratie ! Le président ne peut pas dialoguer librement avec des citoyens. La liberté d’expression est chose nuisible en démocratie, et surtout lorsque le président est un incompétent notoire, maniant la langue française avec tant de brio. Mais en même temps, il faut faire semblant, il faut sauver les apparences et les intérêts particuliers de la clique amie. Alors sélectionner un panel de crétins, pour rendre le nabot moins petit qu’il ne l’est, c’est une trouvaille délicieuse. Nous pouvons, après avoir bien ri, nous flatter d’avoir un gouvernement si perspicace. Quand la France cessera-t-elle d’être une monarchie ? Ne comptez pas sur moi pour participer à cette supercherie.
Vous faites un concours ce soir?
le plus gros mensonge… la plus grosse faute de français… le comble de la mauvaise foi… l’instant mélo… l’oeil mouillé ….
Moi je ne regarde pas… je me taperai le condensé demain !
🙂
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Bonjour Guy,
Est-ce que vous pourriez mettre des images moins lourdes ? Quand on a un ordinateur qui n’est pas de la dernière génération, la page et très longue à charger. En plus, même pour les ordis récents et ulra puissants, une image de 2,4 Mo de ce format ne sera pas de meilleure qualité à l’écran que si elle “pesait” quatre fois moins.
Ha Ha Ha Haaa….. Ah ben les v’la les deux perdus de la famile Adams, épisode 2 de la saison 3. parce que l’on parle de JP Pernaut je pensait a son fil dynastie oblige. c’est frustrant pour le Toy à trois vitesses de se faire driver par son grand-père. Même si c’ets pour récupéré les petits vieux des maisons de retraite
Il ne faut pas rater ce bel exercice d’improvisation de not’Président.
C’est un scoop ! Voici la liste des expressions qu’il doit placer:
je comprends que les Français soient inquiets
je comprends vos problèmes
je compatis
je compte sur vous
je ne tolérerai pas
je serai inflexible
la France s’en sort mieux que nos voisins
le chômage va baisser
…
vous croyez que j’ai le temps de penser aux élections présidentielles?
…
il n’y a aucune rivalité à l’UMP
…
Combien d’expressions va-t-il réussir à placer ? Faites vos jeux !
Mwahahahaha….
Même chose dans Métro ou Jean-Pierre Pernaut dit “Pas du sur-mesure.” Euh… Je croyais qu’il décidait comment il était interviewé ?
D’ailleurs nicolas sarkozy ne connait RIEN, ce qui se vérifie tous les jours depuis 2007.
@Darlidadada
Vous vous êtes trompé dans une expression. Ce serait plutôt “je comprends que les Français sont inquiets”
Pas invitée cette dame ce soir!
Casting avorté!
La pauvre! Elle a fini à la gendarmerie!
Ni vu au JT de 13H à TF1, ni à celui de FR3 Centre!
http://www.leberry.fr/editions_locales/saint_amand_montrond/une_femme_en_situation_precaire_interpellee_pendant_le_bain_
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Désolée pour le lien!
Mésaventure narrée ici!
http://www.lepost.fr/article/2011/02/10/2400828_pas-d-invitation-pour-catherine-l-saint-amandoise-rencontree-brievement-par-nicolas-sarkozy-en-berry-et-pour-cause-histoire-d-un-casting-improvise-qui-a-mal-tourne_1_0_1.html
Quelle rigolade ! C’est le meilleur du rire sur TF1 ?
Pas de chance pour le bateleur de foire, son copain dictateur doit dégager ce soir et fera les gros titres demain !
Dès demain, tout le monde aura déjà oublié cette émission faîte sur mesure par TF1.
PS : En tout cas, fini les vacances gratuites en Egypte !
“Maroc, Jordanie, Mexique, Egypte : les vacances gratuites de Sarkozy”
Sept séjours à l’étranger passés à la loupe
http://www.arretsurimages.net/contenu.php?id=3738
“Les palaces étrangers que fréquentent gracieusement les dirigeants français”
http://www.lemonde.fr/politique/article/2011/02/09/ces-palaces-etrangers-que-frequentent-gracieusement-nos-elites_1477693_823448.html
Moubarack devrait parler vers 21h, dixit le Nouvelobs.
21h, heure française ?
….. 🙂 …. (Non non, on ne rit pas !!!)
C’est Dominique Godin qui a raison : cette image, c’est du lourd !
C’est aussi un sacré travail journalistique que de trouver les questions à des réponses.
Enormément de propositions, en effet, en parfaite corrélation avec les invités.
Vu le niveau de ses opposants -militants et sympathisants compris-, Sarkozy est là pour longtemps…
Quand la gauche cessera-t-elle d’être SEULEMENT ultra-haineuse et de se comporter en mauvais pitre ? Si elle en est capable…
Et c’est : “Ha ha ha”.
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Ah… Et pendant que j’y pense pour le “juste les réponses”, rendons à Jules ce qui appartient à César :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkzyC8JSaiI
J’écris ah ah ah comme je veux. Respirez soufflez…
César, Desproges et Le Luron, Picasso : même combat ?
@ Phildepalma
Pernaud mérite la médaille Fields 2011 😉
http://www.larecherche.fr/content/actualite-mathematiques/article?id=28145
Pernaud ! Pernod ? Meu non, Pernaut…
Ouf, pour un peu, je me faisais choper par la peaulisse !
Un flop le passage télé de Nico ? Le pharaon aux cheveux teints 30 ans de pouvoir a fait un meilleur score.
Je ne la voyais pas comme ça Marine le Pen! faudra que je renvoie mes 63000 leds très mal assemblées chez Bo. Sinon comme dit toujours Lolo Fabius, elle pose les bonnes questions mais pas les bonnes réponses.
C’est ça le drame, il se sont tout trompé. Ils ont inversé la pile de questions avec la pile de réponses. la prochaine fois faudra commander Julien Lepers pour la discussion sur le coin de table.
Questions pour un…. Sarko!
Vous-êtes trop fort, Guy ! Comment aviez-vous deviné ?
Néanmoins, les questions du plus pugnace des Français ont mis dans l’embarras… le journaliste !
Vous-êtes trop fort, Guy ! Comment aviez-vous deviné ?
Néanmoins, les questions du plus “pugnace” des Français, l’internaute, ont mis dans l’embarras… le journaliste !
Il apprend bien ses fiches, le petit !
Le seul ennui c’est qu’on voit qu’il ne parle pas français… Quand il cesse de lire du Guéant. C’est con !
PG
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