Midi Libre

“Vous ne serez jamais ministre !”

En direct du Gard….

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Je termine mon footing par l’achat rituel des viennoiseries et du Journal du dimanche.
J’entre chez le principal marchand de journaux du village de 8671 habitants.
Je prends le JDD et les suppléments qui l’accompagnent. Le journal vaut 1€30 seul et 1€50 avec Version Femina.
Je m’aperçois que le patron me rend la monnaie sur 1€30. Je lui fais remarquer qu’il doit me la rendre sur 1€50. Il s’étonne, observe le journal et s’aperçoit donc, ce matin, qu’il le vend au mauvais prix (pas assez cher) depuis un certain temps (en fait ici tout le monde achète Midi Libre…).
Prenant à témoin les clients qui me suivent, des habitués, il me lance : “Vous ne serez jamais riche !” immédiatement suivi d’un “Vous ne serez jamais ministre !” rigolard qui en dit plus long que bien des sondages sur l’estime en laquelle on tient nos politiques dans nos belles régions…

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    • Dalipas dit :

      Moi je trouve surtout que ça en dit tristement long sur ce que pensent certains de nos CONS-citoyens de l’honnêteté : un truc pour les loosers. Au lieu de re remercier il se fout de ta gueule. Qu’il crève !! LOL

    • Oui cela en dit long sur l’honnêteté de nos riches ministres qui se payent des carrières sur le peuple Français. C’est aussi pour ça que nos jeunes et les abstentionnistes en général se détournent de la vie citoyenne. Autant faire du vrai business que de s’intéresser à la citoyenneté puisque les politiques montrent l’exemple de la corruption et du mensonge. Bon ce commerçant n’est sans doute pas la généralité non plus.

    • lovely dit :

      Dure la vie dans une réserve villageoise pour d’honnêtes exilés parisiens bobos …

    • mon nom ne vous dirait rien dit :

      “Je termine mon footing par l’achat rituel de viennoiseries…”
      Ça veut dire que vous faites votre footing à jeun ? Vous êtes un grand malade, vous.

    • Guy dans le Gard dit :

      Si vous saviez comment je vis Lovely vous banniriez à jamais le mot “bobos”, et le pire c’est que vous le savez… Par ailleurs, je cours à jeun depuis tant d’années que je ne crois pas être “malade” .

    • lovely dit :

      Guy à Paris versus Guy dans le Gard, tout est dit… Ah l’entre soi cultivé avec tant de soins…

    • phil dit :

      Il oublie les ministres sans portefeuille…

    • mané dit :

      c’est beau Marguerittes ?

    • Thomas dit :

      la vraie et unique question c’est : pourquoi prendre version femina ????

    • un adepte de la course à jeun le matin dit :

      http://www.medicalorama.com/html/sport-hygiene/sport-courir-jeun

      Non mais !

    • Sam Lowry dit :

      J’espère que tu es intervenu (vertement) pour défendre la probité de la majorité de la classe politique :)

    • iban dit :

      faut pas croire le buraliste.

    • pikpik dit :

      pas mal comme sondage

      bon signe pour Hulot, Joly, Hollande, Dupont-Aignan, Le Pen, Besancenot

      Par contre, pour DSK, Aubry, Villepin, Sarkozy, Bayrou, Borloo, Boutin, Royal, Mélenchon, …

      je mélange … je mélange ….

      projection pour le second tour de 2012 :

      Besancenot 52% devant Dupont-Aignan 48 %

      j’ai bon ?

    • the owl dit :

      La classe politique : Eternel recommencement de prébendes. L’élection, non piège à cons, mais acte de soumission à l’installé, à celui qui qui possède la meilleure phraséologie. A quand la démocratie directe comme au temps de l’agora, à main levée. Vive le référendum !

    • la chouette de Minerve dit :

      Non pas le référendum populiste napoléonien, mais la démocratie directe telle que défendue par Cornélius Castoriadis oui

    • Un doigt dans le … bien profond dit :

      A défaut d’être sondé, référendez moi et je serais le maitre du monde.

    • V. dit :

      Moins probant qu’un sondage. C’est dire…

    • Stephen dit :

      Populiste.

    • BORRAZ Raymond dit :

      8671 habitants (quelle précision !), je n’appelle pas ça un village, mais un gros bourg ou une petit ville.

    • Patrice Guyot dit :

      L’estime c’est un truc qu’il faut mériter…

      C’est pas cadeau !

      Quant à toi, si d’aventure tu devenais ministre j’te causerai plus jamais.

      Ou alors faudrait vraiment un gouvernement très différent de ceux que nous subissons depuis des années !

      PG

    • L'endoffe par qui vous savez dit :

      J’aurais du ecrire de MON monde .

    • dournon dit :

      8671 h – gard = marguerittes d’après gogol. C’était un secret ? Pour mois ce n’est pas un village, moi qui habite Privas ardeche 9750 h. Sinon la droite m’écoeure les français m’attriste, prions pour que la gauche……..

    • crams dit :

      Bien vu cette petite chronique. Seule légère réserve
      “du village de 8671 habitants”: c’est très parisien comme phrase; çà me rappelle un journaliste du JT de France 2 qui avait parlé d’un petit village du 81 (sic) dénommé Albi…..

    • Guy dit :

      Je ne vois pas pourquoi ! C’est est un village et ça n’a rien de péjoratif. Faut arrêter avec VOS clichés ;-)

    • crams dit :

      cliché: c’est le mot que je cherchais

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