Chabadabada

Tous les baltringues roulent-ils en Mini Cooper/S cabriolet ?

J’ai bien fait de traverser la Touques pour mon footing…

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Je le connais par cœur le plan foireux.

Tout juste arrivé de Paris dans la Cooper/S cabriolet, le baltringue veut frimer sur la plage.

Il fait nuit.

Il ne voit pas le problème.

Ni le sable.

La petite à l’avant, les yeux pleins de buée, se voit déjà dans “Un homme et une femme”, Lelouch Way

Problème, cette Mini d’opérette n’est pas une Mustang.

Et toi le chauffeur, tu n’es pas Trintignant…

Bilan des opérations : la honte absolue et mon immense bonheur du matin.

Je précise qu’il n’y a qu’une Mini, l’originale, la nôtre…

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    • little big horn dit :

      C’est la nouvelle mini Sarkozy,ça frime et ça s’enlise!

    • leshauts dit :

      Vous faîtes bien de souligner que ce sont des parisiens…

      Lâchés le w-e pour frimer le plus possible!!

    • Yann dit :

      Nous avons les mêmes en Bretagne.

    • Albatros dit :

      Guy Birenbaum, est un Dandy…
      :-)

    • Jojomigrateur dit :

      le plus amusant serait que la m&rée monte…! :)

    • David Burlot dit :

      @Yann, T’es sûr ?
      Parce qu’avec les algues vertes il n’aurait pas été bien loin.

    • the owl dit :

      @albatros:Un dandy Warhol.

    • […] Vu chez Guy Birenbaum. Se connecter […]

    • poisson dit :

      Une voiture volée abandonnée là.
      Une vadrouille de fils de bonne famille qui s’encanaillent à faire voleur pour le fun.
      Tout de suite un plan drague, pfff.

      Presque tu peux changer un pneu crevé avec un zig qui la tient sous le capot des deux bras, et pas moyen de sortir une roue du sable? C’est lourd ce modèle de mini?

    • Trois réflexions de la plus haute importance concernant ce post :

      1) Guy Birenbaum est un danger public car il a toujours un portable et un appareil photo sur lui. C’est le paparazzi des temps modernes.

      2) Guy Birenbaum est un grand connaisseur de la situation (“Je le connais par cœur le plan foireux”). Bravo Guy de nous livrer enfin tes plans de séduction et de nous prévenir des éventuels dangers. Tu arrives presque à la cheville du grand Roland Dumas.

      3) Enfin, Guy Birenbaum est un amateur de belles voitures. Je lui conseille les marques françaises afin de relancer notre économie et faire relancer la croissance.

      Arash Derambarsh

    • Dante Haguel dit :

      “Tout juste arrivé de Paris”

      On ne voit pas très bien la plaque d’immatriculation, alors comment savoir si c’est un parisien, un auvergnat, un local shooté au calva, un marseillais fêtant la victoire d’hier, ou pire: une info bidonnée ?! Pas très pro quand on bosse chez les granzinquisiteurs des médias, ASI… J’espère que Guy laissera un droit de réponse au proprio si jamais il se signale, on aimerait avoir sa version de l’histoire.

    • martingral dit :

      Pourquoi la honte, elles se sont toutes trois marrées comme des baleines. Y en a même une qui en a fait pipi dans sa culotte. Puis elles se sont fait un casino en attendant que leur petit Marcel arrive de Paris avec le Hummer jaune.

    • mt dit :

      Ben alors Guy vous avez pas trouvé le parking ? c’est votre nouvelle mini a la place de l’ancienne dont vous avez voulu épater tout le monde en l’exposant sur le sable..? ah ce baltringue de Guy ..( c’est comme ceux qui passe leur temps a traiter de blaireau les autres et qui sont eux même des blaireaux ( ca marche aussi pour les cons ..les salopes ..etc ..
      soyons sport sinon cetait bien le touques? ( heureusement vous avez caché votre plaque d’immatriculation

    • Leon dit :

      Le mec aurait pu rattraper le coup en abandonnant la voiture capote ouverte. Ca aurait repris une certaine classe.

    • mt dit :

      ah le baltringue, il aurai pu enlever l’autocollant europe 1..ça fait mauvaise pub pour eux

    • mt dit :

      ya aussi un autre auto collant le post décoller arraché sur la voitre ..et a linterieur un un mag d’entrevue.. mais qui ca peut etre donc …

    • mt dit :

      ah ces parigots…ils font faire leur footing en voiture…mais quelle est le baltringue qui va courir dans sa mini décapotable ?…peut etre ici la réponse”Je précise qu’il n’y a qu’une Mini, l’originale, la nôtre…”

    • mt dit :

      je rajoute un petit message pour dire mes messages cest de lhumour au cas ou il y aurai des baltringues qui prennent cela au premier degres ..

    • Guy dit :

      Le problème de l’humour, c’est l’humour. Enfin, essayez encore, hein… ;-)

    • martingral dit :

      Heu l’originale, de mémoire titrait 950cm à priori la tienne est une 1275cm3. Mais toujours une vraie british de record.

    • mst dit :

      Effectivement Guy vous avez raison, on a du vous la dire souvent cette phrase…sinon ça marche aussi sous cette forme, le problème des sans humour et justement de ne pas en avoir.. ( du moins dsl un truc comme ça lol jai pas encore digérer mon dej )

    • mst dit :

      Bon sinon soyons sport,malgré tout cela sans faire de leche botte votre site est quand même un brin original.
      Avoir pensée un site non pas comme un coin de bar comme souvent sur le web..ni comme une page web…mais comme une petite épicerie de quartier ( oui vous savez *** du coin) dont les habitués viendrait faire leur petites course .
      voila dans la vie il ne faut pas que poster du négatif et quand cest sympa et bien le dire : )
      juste une petite question en espérant avoir une réponse : est ce que vous avez drainer vers votre site les lecteurs du post et 20mi? ou bien perdu en route une bonne partie?
      perso je trouve ça bien que vous avez créer votre site. non seulement vous pouvez dire ce que vous voulez mais en plus gerer la pub etc ..

    • leshauts dit :

      OSF des bagnoles, ça pollue.

      (entrons dans le monde d’après… ;) )

    • Oblivion dit :

      Pourquoi dit on toujours « chabadabada » alors que dans la chanson n’apparait jamais cette prononciation avec « cha » ?
      Ça m’énerve ! Voilà ! chuis énervée !
      ;-)

    • Soylent green dit :

      @Oblivion:Mauvais realisateur pour un mauvais film, pas la peine d’en plaisanter!

    • MHPA dit :

      Vincent Delerm.
      Il se finit au grand hôtel de la plage.
      va devoir appeler papa à cause de l’assurance où happer un plouc à tracteur afin de virer sa bouse du bord de mer.
      Trop pour un seul homme en un seul jour (sans compter la nuit).

      Tiens, éventuellement, fabriquer un album autour de ce fait de vie, éventuellement, tiens.

    • Patrice Guyot dit :

      Je pouffe, effectivement !

      De pareils crétins on souhaite que la mer monte et submerge l’affreuse voiture-grenouille (ainsi les surnomme mon exquise femme d’origine vietnamienne) détruisant définitivement l’électronique et corrodant irrémédiablement l’horrible petit monstre !

      De mémoire, Jean-Louis Trintignant (neveu de Maurice qui avait quand même gagné le grand prix de Monaco au volant d’une Ferrari !) n’avait pas été assez truffe pour fourrer sa Mustang sur le sable !

      Enfin sur la dernière photo, à gauche, on découvre une Jaguar S-Type. Une vraie voiture !

      http://le-pg-express.xooit.fr/t344-La-Jaguar-en-Normandie.htm

      PG

      PG

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