Parapluie

Si vis pacem, ParaPactum …

“Combien de gens meurent dans des accidents pour ne pas lâcher leur parapluie ?” Paul Valéry…

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Si j’en crois les médias une PME française – de Cherbourg ! – a mis au point un dispositif antiagression pour le groupe de sécurité du président de la République

Un parapluie pouvant résister à une averse de pluie, voire de grêle, qui ne craint pas davantage un lancer de pavés, de boules de pétanque ou d’autres objets contondants ;  ni le feu, ni les acides.

Le “Parapactum”…

Je suis rassuré, mais le groupe de sécurité du Président ne sera pas le premier service à faire usage d’un parapluie…

Désolé…
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    • the owl dit :

      “Alors, le sarkoschisme ayant tout compris parle de nouveau pouvoir d’achat, d’occupation partiellement rémunérée pour tous et de bénévolat pour quelques autres.”

      Eh!LA martingale:J’ais lu quelques uns de tes posts,pour me faire une idée.Je me doutais bien que tu étais de droite,mais a ton age a-t-on déja une conscience politique définie?En tout cas surement tes parents,et j’entrevois même qu’ils aurais peut-être des idées un peu extrêmes(ont t-il voté Marine?).Car pour être élevé dans un milieu où le gros(forçément sale et puant)est l’exemple de l’abomination,il faut bien avoir été nourri a l’aune de la xénophobie(pour ne pas dire plus).Mais là n’est pas la question.Donc en relisant quelques uns de tes posts,j’ais fait cette petite trouvaille:Le sarkoschisme,mélange de Sarkozy et de masochisme(au moins j’aurais pas perdu mon temps.Dans cette boue,on peut y trouver de l’or).Donc,revenons a çe mot forgé par ta bouche qui fait écho a une théorie non de savants mais d’humoristes(et toi aussi tu adore savoureusement l’humour,n’est ce pas?)qui fait de Sarkozy la marionnette de ses propres pulsions destructives envers sa petite personne.Voila pourquoi depuis presque 5 ans,il empile connerie sur connerie,jusqu’a dernièrement se saborder tout seul.Tout ça pour prendre une gigantesque tannée.C’est ça qui l’fait kiffer.2007 n’aurait été que les prémices pour faire monter la sève.Ton originalité a toi,c’est d’avoir mis un mot sur cette étrange théorie.Merçi a toi,d’avoir encore égayé ma voix.A bientot mon minot,ou peut-être jamais plus?

    • Joe dit :

      J’aime le titre :)
      Nice one !

    • à demy satisfaisant dit :

      Merci de relayer cette information qui constitue assurément “l’événement le plus important depuis que l’homme a marché sur la lune”. Ces “parapluies de Cherbourg”, spécialement conçus pour le protéger des jets de tomates seront une protection efficace pour “le joueur de flûte” Sarkozy, spécialement quand il fera campagne dans un “parking”.

      Jusqu’ici ce sont les militants de l’UMP, revêtus d’une “peau d’âne” ou déguisés en simples badauds, qui essuyaient les tirs ennemis d’oeufs pourris. Mais leur taille limitée à 1,50 m (pour des raisons présidentialo-psychologiques) les empêchait de protéger efficacement le petit Nicolas.

      Reste la solution des peaux de bananes judicieusement disposées sur le parcours présidentiel.

    • the owl dit :

      Où est-tu le minot,je ne vois point ton nom?De mes mains malhabiles,j”ais tenté de répondre a ta docte leçon.J’ais fait de jolies phrases pour ne point déçevoir sa très haute seigneurie.Sont-çe-t-elles a ton bon gout ou point trop ampoulées?J’ais lu tes odelets de bien piêtres factures.Ma bonne mine en fût décollorée par tant de vers si mal agençés.J’y croyais y trouver des beaux mots comme palefroi,améthyste ou azur mais rien de tout çela,que termes bien peu sonnant et fortes réitérations.Ma déception fût grande et mon chef bien meurtri de ne point le remplir de poèmes tendrement abouttis.Ne serait-çe que brouillons?IL me tarde de lire çes morceaux de bien hautes bravoures.Il me faut comparer mon honnète production à celle peut-être cachée de sa majesté.Qu’il me soit donné de vivre,ne serait-çe qu’un instant,de comtempler votre merveilleux ouvrage sans cela je finirais bien ivre de ne point me consoler par votre fiéffé outrage.

    • nomad.soul dit :

      :-) :-) :-) :-) (la vidéo) !!

    • nomad.soul dit :

      Malheureusement, le parapluie ne protège pas de la connerie humaine. :-(

      “Sarkozy et Hu unis pour sauver la filière nucléaire”
      http://elysee.blog.lemonde.fr/2011/03/30/sarkozy-et-hu-unis-pour-sauver-la-filiere-nucleaire/

      Le pire, c’est qu’il va ensuite faire son cinoche compassionnel au Japon meurtri par une immense catastrophe nucléaire !

    • Charles dit :

      J’ai cru, en voyant la première photo, que vous alliez nous parler de Bernard Pivot (il y a une petite ressemblance, non?). Avec la citation de Paul Valery, j’étais vraiment persuadé que nous allions regretté ici aussi la fin d’Apostrophes.

      Quelle surprise ne fut donc pas la mienne!

      Le Figaro file vraiment un mauvais coton en ce moment: si ce journal de droite vient expliquer à tout le monde que ce parapluie présidentielle peut résister à tout cela, serait-ce pour que quelqu’un se charge de vérifier? Umbrella/crash test?
      Oui les éditorialistes de droite et les services éco des journaux de droite lâchent le Président.

      Si une personne mal intentionnée s’avisait de vouloir faire cet “Sarkoz’Umbrella test”, il pourrait y avoir une belle chorégraphie: entre le garde du corps qui ouvre la valise -qui existe déjà pour ce type de problème- et l’autre garde du corps qui ouvre ce nouvel ustensile…
      Ils vont devoir s’entraîner à se coordonner les gars du Service de Protection: “dans tel type de cas, toi tu déploies la valise et toi pas-chassés et hop tu ouvres le parapluie”.

      Charles.
      http://www.lepost.fr/perso/charles-ex-hautetfort/

      12000 euros (combien de smic?) pour un parapluie?

    • MHPA dit :

      Oui et carla, ça doit être une des baleines, à tous les coups…

    • L'ahuri du jeudi dit :

      The owl, avant de faire le malin, faudrait apprendre l’orthographe.

    • bluelight dit :

      il voyage plus vite celui qui voyage seul ( citation de votre jour )
      mais est-ce qu’il va plus loin, hein, hein ????

    • martingral dit :

      Un schisme est la séparation d’un groupe en deux parties. la france ne deux parties

    • the owl dit :

      A mon bon ami l’ahuri:Une profonde pensée vaut bien plus que toutes les belles grammaires et les bonnes orthographes.Je ne suis point possédé par la bête que l’on nomme le malin.Et sache pour ta gouverne que l’orthographe français fût fixé bien très tard,çe qui n’a pas empéché ni Rabelais,ni Ronsard,ni même le grand Villon de composer,ni même Pascal de penser.Ne craint plus que je viennes encore une fois asticoter ton ami car entouré de minots,j’aurais bien trop peur de me faire mordre les mollets.Tu peux souffler le minot,j’ais été rassasié.Je ne viendrais plus te déranger.A-tu apprécié la leçon?Mon cher ami Martingral.

    • martingral dit :

      Ben zut pour une fois que j’avais un lecteur assidu! Venez, the owl, que vous embrasse.

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