La grippe A ? C’est la faute au net !

Des experts de l’Organisation Mondiale de la Santé ont trouvé le bouc émissaire idéal pour expliquer la communication assez déplorable autour de la grippe H1N1. Internet évidemment !

Des experts de l’Organisation Mondiale de la Santé ont trouvé le bouc émissaire idéal pour expliquer la communication assez déplorable autour de la grippe H1N1… Internet évidemment !

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Je vais finir par la composer ma chanson « Célafotonet ».

Mais il faudrait que vous m’aidiez un peu…

16 Commentaires

  1. Y a Roselyne Bachelot qui rame,
    Pour revendre ses lots d’vaccins,
    Eh oui voilà c’est le drame,
    A cause d’internautes vilains.

    C’est pas clair, c’est pas net,
    C’est sur internet,
    C’est dégueu, c’est pas bô,
    C’est sur le réseau.

    Finkielkraut nous sermonne,
    Que les gens s’prennent pour Zorro,
    Commentant sur les forums,
    La faute au deux point zéro.

    C’est pas clair, c’est pas net,
    C’est sur internet,
    C’est pas joli, c’est pas bô,
    C’est sur le réseau.

    Béachelle le démocrate,
    Cet escogriffe hypocrite,
    Décrète que tous les pirates,
    Sont d’vilains antisémites.

    C’est pas clair, c’est pas net,
    C’est sur internet,
    C’est dégueu, c’est pas bô,
    C’est sur le réseau.

    La rumeur court en ville,
    Sur les frasques du Petit,
    C’est la faute aux pédophiles,
    Ou aux groupuscules nazis.

    C’est pas clair, c’est pas net,
    C’est sur internet,
    C’est pas joli, c’est pas bô,
    C’est sur le réseau.

    Y a Christophe Barbier qui râle,
    Que les gens deviennent trop gros,
    Y foutent rien c’est normal,
    Y font qu’surfer sur l’réseau.

    C’est pas clair, c’est pas net,
    C’est sur internet,
    C’est dégueu, c’est pas bô,
    C’est sur le réseau.

    Journaliste impoli,
    Ou jeune aimant la chanson,
    Maintenant y a Hadopi,
    Allez hop tous en prison.

    Aboulez les royalties, Guy. ;o)

    http://fmr-ides.blogspot.com/

  2. Quelle belle chanson du mercredi ! Merci Pow Wow !

  3. J’ai eu l’occasion (une fois n’est pas coutume) d’entendre votre chronique en direct… je suis entièrement d’accord avec vous, en particulier les questions que vous posez à l’OMS.

    Il faudrait que les journalistes qui ont créé le climat de peur (mais pouvaient-ils faire autrement que de relayer l’OMS ne trouvant que très peu de professeur Debré pour tenir un autre discours?) fassent aujourd’hui valoir leur droit de suite au sujet de cette grippe, ses conséquences pour les populations, les bénéfices ou non de la vaccination, la communication alarmiste de l’OMS et les (éventuels??? ;-)) conflits d’intérêts avec les labos pharmas.

    Charles.

    PS: Et qu’est-ce que c’est pénible vos « CAPTCHA Code ».

  4. @ Charles sans les captcha, le site tombera. La semaine dernière plus de 5000 spams en quelques minutes. Désolé.Mais franchement c’est pas bien compliqué.

  5. En effet, pas très accueillants vos captcha.
    J’ai toujours CTPC qui apparait.
    C’est normal ?

  6. Les Captcha c’est pas la mer à boire ! En plus ceux-ci sont tout à fait lisible, ce qui n’est pas forcément toujours le cas. Et en plus, y’a de la couleur pour égayer le tout ! ;P

    Excellente chronique cher Guy. C’est devenu un RV incontournable pour moi tous les midi.

  7. @Charles

    Les captcha, c’est pas la faute de Guy…
    C’est la faute au net !!!

  8. @ Guy, oui.

    @ Loïc, :-))“Célafotonet”, Célafotonetpastrèsnet.

  9. Mais bon sang, c’est bien sûr

  10. Il y a un détail qui ne semble pas avoir retenu votre attention…
    Sur ce coup-là, ceux qui, sur et par internet, ont douté des affirmations des organismes pourtant on ne peut plus officiels et ont trouvé très excessives les alertes et les mesures envisagées avaient vu juste…
    Et ce très tôt, dès l’automne.
    C’est plus qu’un problème de com…

  11. @ Clive, c’est bien le sens de ma chute…

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